Interview

Today Owen interviews me.

Declan: OK Owen all you have to do is read these 12 pages of questions.
Owen: Wait, so you want to interview yourself using me as a pawn?
Declan: What are you trying to say?
Owen: That you can't do this.
Declan: What are you gonna do bout it?
Owen: Ask you pre made questions.
Declan: You don't even have flash cards!
Owen pulls flash cards from his sleeve.
Owen: Since when have I hated you?
Declan: The first 5 minutes of knowing me.
Owen: Good dog! Have a treat!
Declan: Pant pant. Ruff ruff.
Owen: How do you look so (fake sneezes while saying stupid.)
D: You must have sneezed and ment handsome.
D: Really very easy.
D: Just where my cool shirts.
O: What ever future Jack Johnson.
Declan takes out guitar and plays "Bubble Toes" by Jack Johnson.
O: YOU STINK! I........ AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Ring Ring.
O: What?
D: It's my cell phone.
D: Hello? What? Did you just say that? Yeah..... You're a bigger one!
D: Gotta go.
Declan leaves.
O: Perfect timing, I thought he would never leave!